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Je suis pas content. Quand ma vie devient de la pure chiasse, je m'assène le coup final moi-même, en venant discuter avec des gens sur ce forum.. Je veux dire, tu sais que t'as touché le fond quand tu fais semblant de t'intéresser à une la vie d'une lyçéenne de quinze ans, parce que qu'elle laisse apparaître des signes post-puberté sur ses photos.. Je dis ça alors que j'ai déjà mangé un croque-monsieur couvert de boue, en 2013. Comment-me décrire, quand chacune de mes tentatives d'introspection façonne encore un peu plus le produit final ? Parce-que, rien que de vouloir me définir, me définit encore un peu. Plus je pousse la réflexion, plus l'envie de me mettre en avant se fait ressentir, et plus ma soif de plan-affection est visible.. Et moins j'y réfléchie, moins je m'en soucie vraiment, et moins ma vie me semble être un néant de rapports humains. J'ai un pénis, et j'habite à Paris.

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