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By Polux - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By Polux - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By ViKtiM - 23/07/2008 10:42
By Gabriel973 - 29/07/2008 17:07
By zazeur - 16/08/2008 19:26
By scarlite - 31/08/2008 22:29
By Kiree - 08/09/2008 18:28
By Pierre - 15/09/2008 19:15
By Wizzette - 19/11/2008 18:12
By Princesse Satine - 08/12/2008 21:16
Alors non, ce n'était pas un logiciel vu qu'il y a eu d'autres messages du genre "Machin (qui avait le plus mauvais score) va toutes vous battre" puis "Si il y'en a une qui arrive à faire 100 pts, je vous offre une partie". Finalement on a repéré le gars qui écrivait et on a pris une photo avec lui ! On a bien rigolé c'était cool ;)
By Glagla - 28/12/2008 19:24
By Jidhé - 20/01/2009 14:59
1er plantage aux partiels depuis que je suis à la fac. J'ai pas arrêté de bosser et je n'ai fais aucune impasse... Je pense que c'est ça le pire... Oui, effectivement, il y a un système de compensation et de repech mais après un tel échec, ça remet tout en doute ^^
By aure42 - 12/02/2009 06:46
By lilou - 22/02/2009 14:13
By Krystal74 - 02/06/2009 08:36
By do. - 08/06/2009 22:20
By Liliane - 23/08/2009 10:22
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By Caro88 - 12/11/2009 00:24
By grrrrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Djordan - 29/01/2010 17:52
C'est Super Mario Galaxy (si ça avait été SSBB j'aurais pas ralé :D). Je compatis avec tous ceux qui sont dans la meme situation xD. Je (re)précise quand meme que je suis (enfin je pensais etre) PIRE que ma mere donc il me semble logique (mais, certes, pas excusable pour autant) que je sois moins débrouillarde avec les taches menagères. Vous savez ce que c'est d'entendre son coté maternel hurler des insanités a longueur de journée parce qu'un boss est un peu trop coriace? ^^'