By Matho - 15/11/2008 11:22
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Star of the Forum
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Alors, vous êtes nombreux à réagir sur ma VDM je vous expose les faits : -je bosse et je gagne bien ma vie -c'est moi qui paye le loyer lui les charges -ça arrive qu'il se paye des trucs avec ma carte et moi avec la sienne -hier soir nous avons eu une discussion sur les femmes ou hommes vénaux et on a dérivé et rigolé sur le sujet -ce matin je lui demande sa carte comme ça pour déconner et c'est vrai que ça m'a surprise qu'il me la donne sans rien dire et puis elle était dans le porte carte donc je n'ai pas vu le mot en question pour info aussi j'avais une robe et un haut à la caisse et j'ai fini par payer avec ma carte (après un joli fou rire) alors non je ne suis pas une femme vénale et j'ai un homme qui a un sens de l'humour que j'adore
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La bonne excuse
By LaVDMdeLola - 22/05/2009 12:29
Salut à tous, je vous signale que mes partiels se sont plutôt bien passés et que je viens de sortir de mon coma éthylique post concours ! Je me repose encore un peu et je retourne en soirée. Bon courage à tous les p1 de France et de Belgique (sauf ceux de nantes bien sûr ^^)