By Anonyme - 25/09/2013 10:00 - France - Beauzelle
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Ralf56's favorite FMLs
By fortboyard - 27/09/2013 09:47 - France
La honte
By Anonyme - 02/10/2013 05:17 - Belgique
By coup double - 06/10/2013 22:36 - France - Marly
By mrlove - 08/10/2013 13:48 - France
Pas faux
By Misèrèèère - 05/11/2013 22:45 - Belgique
By Mokette1607 - 06/11/2013 18:57 - France - Paris
Normal
By Âne nonyne - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Allennes-les-marais
By Chatons - 19/11/2013 06:05 - Suisse
By Oups - 25/12/2013 10:57 - France
By Anonyme - 21/01/2014 07:15 - France - Orange
By CandyMamy - 28/01/2014 19:27 - France - Montpellier
Piquant
By Anonyme - 11/02/2014 22:24 - France
By ninounette1991 - 24/02/2014 21:03 - France
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By gary83 - 03/03/2014 08:28 - France
By ATLooow - 15/04/2014 18:36 - Suisse - Jona
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, qui est en fait arrivée à mes cousins (mais comme on le sait le discours à la première personne crée plus d'empathie). Merci à tous pour vos commentaire, ils sont géniaux :') Pour les précisions, ils ont été informés du cambriolage par nos grands-parents alors que ces derniers se rendaient chez eux pour s'occuper du jardin et du courrier. Ils ont donc décidé de rentrer, pour sécuriser la maison et pour pouvoir déclarer le vol. Ils ont roulé toute la journée et le soir, avec la fatigue ils ont préféré passer la nuit sur une aire d'autoroute, dans leur camping-car, ce qui n'est pas, je vous l'accorde, l'endroit le plus sécurisé qui soit. Ils ont entendu des bruits, mais le temps qu'ils se réveillent, il était trop tard. Porte-monnaie et appareils photos avaient disparus. Être sans le sou sur les autoroutes françaises, c'est plutôt embêtant, c'est pourquoi un noble chevalier qui a eu pitié de leur situation leur a offert 100 euros afin qu'ils puissent terminer leur voyage. La définition même des Vacances De Merde!
Technique
By Anonyme - 24/04/2014 05:43 - France - Muret
By MamanMoche - 27/04/2014 14:11 - Allemagne - M
Au compte goutte
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
When the seagulls follow the trawler
By LL. - 29/05/2014 21:35 - France - Rez
Araignées chenilles et aussi limaces voire gendarmes et mouches .... Bref tout ce qui grouille et qu'il peut attraper sans danger . Autant dire que l'état de mes Larousse est pitoyable ! Avec son papa on a décidé de lui offrir une petite boîte transparente ou il pourra observer tout ce petit monde en les attrapant mais sans les tuer !