By Skyward78 - 11/05/2013 23:07 - Royaume-Uni
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Si tu veux, tu peux cliquer sur l'enveloppe en haut à droite, je réponds ;)
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By tryagain - 12/05/2013 10:07 - France - Bonsecours
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Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Surprise de la voir publiée je vous remercie pour la validation et vos commentaires! En effet j'ai un super chien... adopté après l'avoir trouvé abandonné, je ne regrette pas une seconde! Et comme vous l'avez deviné, j'ai été obligée de craquer et de partager un morceau de mon dejeuner... Il n'a pas fini de me surprendre. Pour ce qui est du physique c'est DOUG du film "Là Haut" , l'obésité en moins ^^.
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Préventif
By Anonyme - 24/04/2013 23:18 - France - Saint-julien-de-concelles
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ;p Cette histoire ne m'est pas arrivée personnellement, mais à un élève d'une génération précédente de préparationnaires. Et je vais vous étonner, mais ce n'est ni un concours d'ébènisterie ou de psycho mais une épreuve de TIPE (un peu comme les TPE de lycée mais en plus sérieux avec des travaux de recherche à réaliser par soi même, une mini mini mini thèse quoi) dans le cadre d'un concours de géologie. Et bien souvent, à cette épreuve, au lieu de parler de nos travaux (ou d'en parler 2 minutes grand max), on nous demande ce qu'on sait de l'école pourquoi on veut faire ça et tout (un mini entretien d'embauche quoi), et parfois ça se barre en sucette avec des questions comme celle ci ou alors "Etes vous vierge?" (sous-entendu qu'il faut répondre, non je suis capricorne). Cette épreuve m'attend au mois de juin et je stressais un peu alors je me suis rappelé de cette anecdote . ^^