Adieu !
By Sigma28 - 16/05/2009 22:50
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
By Sigma28 - 16/05/2009 22:50
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By Shit68 - 26/08/2009 13:23
Je confirme, une haleine à me rendre ivre : elle devait avoir bu une sacrée dose ! J'ai presque cru avoir également droit à un petit vomi sur mon épaule... Je n'ai pas tout de suite réalisé qu'elle parlait de ma camionnette (de fonction^^), du coup elle a continué son chemin, et c'est petit à petit que j'ai réalisé... "Mais... c'est ma camionnette...j'vais devoir nettoyer...mais... y'a pas de papier ?!?!"
By Ch304 - 26/08/2009 16:15
By loelai - 06/09/2013 13:58
Bon je confirme, ceci n'est pas une blague, mais ne date pas non plus d'aujourd'hui.. Etant moi aussi allée en Thaïlande, je peux vous affirmer que toutes les prostituées ne sont pas mineures et que beaucoup, qui semblent très jeunes (côté asiatique) sont majeures.. Le plus vexant peut-être, c'est qu'il ne s'est pas tapé une prostituée par manque de sexe, vu qu'il l'a fait dès son arrivée et que je l'ai vu le jour de son départ.. En ce qui concerne la faute d'orthographe, pas de probleme, ça arrive..
By sarahkrosh - 15/09/2009 08:16
By bricol'girl - 17/09/2009 18:48
Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).