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By Kiree - 08/09/2008 18:28
You are now a certified FML member
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
See, one of you was right.
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Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By Kiree - 08/09/2008 18:28
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Voyant dans les commentaires que certains n'y croient pas trop, je tiens à préciser que le remplaçant en question était manutentionnaire dans mon bureau et qu'il ne m'avait remplacé que parce qu'il n'y avait pas d'autre choix. A savoir que dans les grands bureaux de Poste, on met à la manutention tous les gens "à problèmes" : Alcooliques, drogués (c'est pas une blague) et tous ceux dont la Poste a trop honte pour les montrer au public.
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By WarzaderSuramar - 09/08/2011 00:50 - France
Je tiens a dire a tout le monde que je joue aussi a wow avec elle (avant) donc me dire de faire un compte etc .. :p Sauf que moi j'y joue pas très souvent contrairement a elle .. Je remercie aussi a remecier tout les gens qui m'ont wisp ça m'a bien fait rire ! :p Warzader Suramar EU
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By kreolexpatrié - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Première VDM postée et première validée, j'adore ma vie ! ^^ Donc oui en effet, j'ai eu le réflexe de décrocher le pied gauche, et j'avais malheureusement un problème de réglage avec mes cales (j'ai un peu testé tout ça à la va-vite et ça m'apprendra). #14 Il suffit d'un petit entrainement et ca passe. J'avais déjà fait du vélo avec ces pédales et je n'avais pas eu de problème. C'est le métier qui rentre comme on dit... #29 C'est un réflexe quand je m'arrête je me penche sur la gauche, or là je n'ai pas eu le temps de déchausser, c'est stupide c'est vrai même moi je n'y croyais pas. J'ai bien galéré à enlever la pédale en plus je suis resté pas mal de temps (15/20s) allongé en plein milieu du bitume... Le feu était encore rouge heureusement. Voilà pour l'histoire. XD