velvetlc

Mrs
0
Followed
0
Followers
23
Badges
0
Comments
2965
Visits
91
Favorites
  • 34 years-old
  • Monday 24 August 1992
  • In a relationship

About Velvetlc

Not specified

Velvetlc - Followers

Velvetlc - Followed

Velvetlc's page visits

Hugged!

Django05 dje1313 olivier78

Velvetlc's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The list of badges to find

Velvetlc's favorite FMLs

LaRousseC tells us more.

LaRousseC 19

Bonjour à tous :D Alors je suis l'auteure de la VDM, quand j'ai posté la VDM j'avais pas de compte donc je m'en suis fait un exprès pour vous répondre ;) Bref à part ça... Aaaaaaaaaah première VDM validée je suis trop contente ^^ Donc je ne suis pas le prof de Florian, je suis sa sœur car en fait c'était plus facile de se mettre du point de vue du prof :) Donc mon petit frère sort beaucoup de trucs comme ça mais il va bien même si des fois ça nous désespère ^^ et oui il joue à GTA V après l'école, mais ne vous inquiétez pas, il est équilibré xD (pour répondre à un commentaire :)) A part ça j'ai adoré vos commentaires qui ont fait mourir de rire ma mère, ma grande sœur, mon petit frère et moi ^^ Et les commentaires #12, #25 et #59 c'était énorme ça m'a achevé merci pour ce fou rire xD Sorry pour le pavé et bonne soirée ;)

Joyeux Noël quand même !

By Jaimelesbeats - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Annecy

Aujourd'hui, j'ai raté mes vacances de Noël aux États-Unis parce que j'ai manqué mon avion. J'ai manqué mon avion parce que j'ai loupé mon train. J'ai loupé mon train parce que je suis aux urgences. Je suis aux urgences parce qu'une personne a fait tomber son portable du huitième étage, et qu'il a atterri sur ma tête. VDM
I agree, your life sucks 151 983
You deserved it 8 924

febreze tells us more.

febreze 1

Bonsoir à tous et à toutes. Je suis bidonnée par les commentaires. Alors éclaircissons le sujet ! J'ai 25 ans et étais de passage chez mes parents. Oui je suis noctambule car serveuse en boîte de nuit. Non je ne collectionne pas les mecs ! Et non mon petit-frère ne renifle pas mes strings, je n'habite plus chez mes parents. C'est juste une vacherie bien lancée par mon petit frère que j'adore. Pour info il commence toute juste sa vie amoureuse et sexuelle et peut-être a t-il eu une expérience malheureuse au niveau des odeurs? Je ne sais pas. Mais je peux assurer que je ne me badigeonne pas l'entrecuisse de jus de thon, ou de maquereau...