By pitchouloute - 01/11/2009 23:09
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Ahbahmerde's favorite FMLs
Matinal
By Grognon - 05/11/2009 10:02
J'ai mal
By DujN - 06/11/2009 12:16
By Inconnu - 07/11/2009 15:20
By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - 09/11/2009 17:54
By Caro88 - 12/11/2009 00:24
By Virginiedetibo - 12/11/2009 10:08
Virginiedetibo tells us more.
By Mitrad - 13/11/2009 18:27
By Severinecoquine - 14/11/2009 11:30
By ptitelutine - 16/11/2009 23:54
By Oim - 19/11/2012 14:06
Reviens ici, toi !
By Maila - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Anonyme - 20/11/2009 19:29
Bien dit
By KeufKeuf - 22/11/2009 14:24
By Mary poppins - 24/11/2009 23:18
By Elismah - 05/12/2009 20:31
Elismah tells us more.
Oula, j'imaginais pas que c'était si compliqué à comprendre comme VDM. Tout d'abord, c'était bien Rammstein à Lyon. 2èment je suis bien une fille. -C'était bien mon petit ami. -J'ai pas inventé cette histoire. -Rammstein, c'est du métal, métal industriel mais métal quand même, on aime ou on aime pas. -Je ne suis pas gay (mais quel idée) -Oui, c'était vraiment génial! -Perdre ses amis à Rammstein, c'est pas grav', mais quand c'est eux qui conduisent c'est mieux de les retrouver^^ -C'est pas moi qu'il cherchait puisque j'étais avec lui! -Et pour finir, je m'appelle bien Élisa (Quel perspicacité!)
By Guitaryves - 08/12/2009 18:19
By dev - 09/12/2009 22:21
Mésentente
By ewyn - 14/12/2009 11:09
By QueenB - 23/12/2009 21:03
En fait, c'est arrivé à ma copine Sabine mais je l'ai raconté à mon compte cette anecdote... Elle est coutumière du fait... à vrai dire, son amie la connaissant bien a rigolé à sa remarque et ne s'est pas formalisée...