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By jaynniii - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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By jaynniii - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
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By biscotte59 - 20/10/2014 05:01 - France - Cambrai
Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Alors en fait je vis avec mes grands-parents toute la semaine ce qui fait que toute la semaine je ne peux pas téléphoner à ma copine car non ce n'est pas "la honte" mais le fait de savoir être écouté qui me gêne. Les murs sont mal insonorisés mais quand mon grand-père entends que je suis au téléphone il baisse le son de sa télé ou de sa radio pour mieux entendre ! Au moment où il a répondu alors que je disais à ma copine qu'il écoutait au porte j'ai été plutôt surpris mais au final je lui ai fait remarquer qu'il avait répondu alors que je ne lui parlais pas ce à quoi il à tout simplement répondu "ah oui oups" :) Donc oui je suis sur écoute mais ça va on peut toujours s'envoyer des messages avec ma copine pas de soucis ça marche aussi !