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By bim - 11/01/2015 17:09 - France - Antibes
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By bim - 11/01/2015 17:09 - France - Antibes
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Déjà, merci de l'avoir publié, yeaaaaah, je peux mourir en paix o/ :D Cette anecdote est arrivée il y a plus d'un an en fait ; je l'avais proposée à ce moment-là mais elle n'avait pas été retenue... La 2e tentative fut la bonne :P Pour répondre aux commentaires, non mon cher et tendre de l'époque n'est pas un macho, ni dégueu, c'était en fait rien de plus qu'une blague... D'ailleurs même le fait que je lui ai proposé de faire le ménage vu qu'il s'ennuyait en était une, vu qu'habituellement, effectivement, on le faisait ensemble. Ou je le lui proposais pas, mais lui demandais ^^ Je remercie quand même tous ceux qui m'ont conseillé des réparties ou des façons de négocier pour la répartition des tâches ménagères! Je suis comme vous pour le 50/50 :)
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By Zoulette - 22/01/2015 17:22 - Canada - Montr?al
Je suis l'auteur. Quand papa part "au travail", il rentre le soir. Donc il me semblait nécessaire de lui expliquer que papa partait pour plusieurs jours. Quand il dit "papa est au ciel" ça veut simplement dire "papa est dans un avion ". Bon visiblement, il ne comprend pas (malgré mes nombreuses tentatives) qu'il n'allais pas rester dans l'avion toute la semaine. Et si il le dit avec un air triste, c'est parce que même pour une semaine son papa lui manque beaucoup.