La tête du moniteur
By Erylis - 21/08/2014 23:38 - France - Viroflay
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By NoemieAxelle - 06/08/2015 17:01 - France - Lyon
Eh, mais, c'est ma VDM ça ! Mais noooon j'y crois pas ^^ Pas grand chose à raconter ensuite, Dobby n'est pas venu (le réseau de Transplanage devait sûrement être saturé, je ne sais pas..), du coup je retourne bien à Poudlard en Septembre... Pff la loose ;) Blague à part, il n'y avait rien de méchant de la part de mes parents de m'évincer ainsi, j'ai 19 ans et je suis pas du tout partie pour bosser dans la même branche que mon père, le dîner aurait sûrement été trèèèès long pour moi, mais la façon de faire m'a un peu surprise. "Ils ne savent pas que tu es là, ne descend pas dire bonjour". Euh, mais si vous avez honte de moi les gars, dites-le moi surtout ? Et en ce qui concerne les références à Harry Potter, ça aussi est un sujet litigeux à la maison, j'en fait depuis que je suis haute comme ça, mes parents n'en peuvent plus... Pauvres Moldus, ils n'y comprennent décidément rien ! ^^
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By Stylson - 09/03/2008 21:50
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM !! Tout d'abord, un grand merci de m'avoir publiée ! Voir ça sur le site ce matin à été une bonne surprise ! Ce n'est pas moi qui ai vécu cette VDM mais un de mes amis, qui a chaque année des problèmes avec la signature de sa mère... mais l'heure de colle en question, c'était il y a trois ans ! Donc les rageux, arrêtez de crier au fake parce que c'est les vacances ! Gros bisous à tous ceux qui ont commenté :)