Non sequitur, mais merci
By zef - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Tout d'abord un grand MERCI à vous pour m'avoir publiée, j'y suis allée de ma petite larme, je crois que je n'ai jamais été aussi émue que le jour où j'ai reçu mon diplôme (humour humour !). Me voici donc pour vous raconter la suite, et vous expliquer ce qui m'est passé par la tête pour sortir une énormité pareille :) J'ai eu un coup de coeur pour ce beau médecin il y a déjà un moment, quand il m'a prise en charge pour ce fameux pied cassé ! Aujourd'hui il s'agissait d'un contrôle, évidemment j'ai pris la précaution de me faire une pédicure avant d'y aller, mais quand même, avoir un coup de coeur pour un orthopédiste qui doit examiner votre pied.. Hum ! Une épaule, un poignet, pourquoi pas, un genou à la limite, mais un pied ! Dur ! J'étais justement en train de penser à cela pendant qu'il me palpait les orteils, et j'ai réalisé que ma remarque était à double sens au moment où il a relevé les yeux vers moi et qu'un gros blanc s'en est suivi. La suite ? Elle est simple : j'ai éclaté de rire devant ma propre stupidité, et je lui ai bien précisé ce à quoi je pensais en disant cela. Malheureusement je n'ai pas pu m'empêcher de rougir jusqu'à la racine des cheveux, ce qui a légèrement gâché l'effet d'auto-dérision. Il a souri et la consultation s'est poursuivie comme si de rien n'était, à parler de tout et de rien, y compris de sujets non médicaux ! Bonne soirée à tous !