By bitchdu79 - 28/09/2010 18:31 - France
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Lorette06's favorite FMLs
La vérité…
By bigbrother - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
On y voit qued'
By Anonyme - 30/09/2010 19:37 - France
Merci les amis
By hôte parfait - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Trop LOL
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 06/10/2010 07:19 - Reserved
By petinavion - 07/10/2010 13:35 - France
petinavion tells us more.
Weight Watchers
By Ouetlorange - 07/10/2010 14:05 - France
By Anonyme - 07/10/2010 17:09 - Canada
By Life-Attitude - 09/10/2010 10:17 - France
Life-Attitude tells us more.
Coucou :P C'est moi l'auteur de la VDM ^^ Mais ne prenez pas ça au 1er degré rooh ;) Il est super, et il dis ça avec humour ! Il donne presque pas de devoirs, c'était juste histoire de faire marrer la classe ;) D'ailleurs aujourd'hui, ils nous a appelés par ordre alphabétique, et, a loupé un garçon. Celui-ci dit "Monsieur, vous m'avez sauté!" Et là le prof était complètement mort de rire x) Seul ceux qui ont l'esprit mal placé comprendront :P Donc il est vraiment super, ils nous fait bien marrer a chaque cour :)
Bienvenue !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 18/10/2010 09:38 - France
By racuzo - 18/10/2010 13:59 - France
Chelou
By Anonyme - 01/11/2010 15:45 - France
By paleofourchette - 02/11/2010 19:46 - France
By hartys - 06/11/2010 20:52 - France
Il n'y verra que du feu
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By BIENTOTPAPA - 19/11/2010 10:45 - France
By rockefoe - 20/11/2010 18:59 - États-Unis
By lo - 05/02/2008 22:32 - Suède
Là, c'était juste le pompon... venant de la part d'une personne qui n'a fait que râler et agacer tous mes collègues présents ce jour là, je n'ai pas été la seule à la remettre à sa place. De plus, comparer le tout au Moyen Âge était risible puisque la passagère avait fièrement et pompeusement annoncé qu'elle sortait d'un stage doctorant... en nous incendiant bien au passage que nous n'avions pas à la traiter de la sorte, comme si elle se prenait pour un chef d'Etat. Non, nous ne sommes pas là pour "faire chier le monde", comme nous l'entendons souvent. Mais pour prévenir plutôt que guérir. Notre métier n'est pas facile, car nous en prenons plein la figure pour pas un rond. Et, en effet, je suis d'accord avec un commentaire laissé par un collègue, les mesures ne nous plaisent pas forcément, certaines nous font rire tellement elles sont ridicules, mais nous n'avons pas le choix, la sécurité des gens est en jeu. Alors, en effet, il nous arrive de remettre des passagers à leur place, tant ils se croient au dessus du lot et des lois, nous insultent, nous envoient des objets à la figure, et certains de mes collègues se sont fait frapper. Dans notre boulot, une occasion pareille de rabaisser le caquet d'un passager se croyant suprêmement intelligent et nous méprisant ne se laisse donc pas passer. Essayez d'être sympa quand vous voyagez, nous le serons aussi avec vous !