By Papa t'es où? - 23/06/2015 18:11 - France - Lyon
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Powpowpow !! Champomy ! Je suis trop contente que ma VDM soit validée ! Je suis l'auteure cette VDM. Je ne sais pas trop comment ça fonctionne, je n'avais pas de compte avant ça ! J'étais dans le pâté, je rentrais de la fac et je pensais à pleins de truc. J'étais donc en voiture en route pour rentrer et depuis quelques minutes je suivais la même voiture. Il se stop, je me stop. Il tourne, je tourne bref on a le même chemin et c'est donc sans grande surprise enfin... C'est automatiquement que je suis rentrée en suivant la voiture dans sa cour. Il n'y a pas de mur, de portail du coup pas de moment pour réagir avant de comprendre. J'étais à une rue de chez moi ... Du coup ! Le mec descend et je reagi toute confuse. Je suis sortie à sa rencontre et je lui ai tout de suite expliqué que j'étais confuse et que j'étais dans mes pensées blablabla que je le suivais depuis un moment. Que je n'habite pas loin... bref le mec rigole et me dit que ce n'est pas grave. Ralala maintenant j'en rigole mais sur le coup je me suis sentie légèrement con haha ! J'en n'ai même pas parlé autour de moi de cette connerie ! Vous m'avez bien fait rire ! Non je n'ai pas passé le frontière haha ! Je ne suis ni aller chercher un petit verre chez lui ni quoique ce soit ! Je savais plus ou me fouttre Haha Bref, je suis refaite ! Peace !
By globe trotineur - 06/12/2016 11:41
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je peux vous garantir qu'après ça je suis partie le plus vite possible et que ma mère s'est passée de commentaire sur ce qui venait de se produire. Bref faut le prendre avec humour^^