By Anonyme - 28/09/2015 16:33 - Union européenne
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Woohoo, ma première VDM validée ! Tout d’abord, rien de ce que disait ou faisait mon ami ne me laissait croire qu’il était plus gay que n’importe quel autre de mes amis. En même temps, n’étant moi-même pas du genre à parler des hommes que je trouve attirant, je n’ai rien trouvé d’étrange au fait qu’il ne me parle pas de femmes, car de ce côté-là, il aurait tout aussi bien pu penser que j’étais lesbienne, puisque je ne lui avais jamais confirmé mon hétérosexualité. D’ailleurs, nous n’avons toujours pas ce type de conversation ensemble. Ensuite, je suis la seule à être au courant de son orientation sexuelle. J’imagine qu’il a considéré ma grande déclaration d’amour comme une preuve de confiance et a choisi d’être honnête à son tour pour que je comprenne la situation, même si ce n’était pas facile à dire pour lui. « Corps d’homme » n’est pas ce à quoi j’ai songé en premier au moment d’écrire ma VDM, mais les seins font également partis de ce qui ne l’attire pas, alors j’ai opté pour quelque chose d’un peu plus global. Finalement, Je ne considère pas le fait qu’il soit gay comme une VDM, mais plutôt le fait que ce que la seule chose qui l'empêche de tomber amoureux de moi alors que je représente ce qu’il recherche, c’est que j'ai le mauvais sexe. Malgré ma déception, je suis tout de même très heureuse qu’il se soit confié à moi.