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By Rikette - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Brive-la-gaillarde
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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By Rikette - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Brive-la-gaillarde
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By Lucie032 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 26/10/2015 21:09 - France - Saint-denis
By tacata - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Mouguerre
By chefouichef - 31/10/2015 14:06 - France - Beaurevoir
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By Gandalflerose - 07/11/2015 14:57 - France - Lognes
coucou c'est moi l'auteur de la VDM (je l'ai pas écrite avec mon compte parce que j'avais perdu mon mot de passe et que j'avais la flemme de le récupérer). En fait c'était pas vraiment LA fille, juste une fille que j'avais rencontré la veille, super mignonne et super sympas (j'ai écrit ça parce que j'était limite question taille du texte ducou j'ai du trouver des méthodes afin d'optimiser mon texte). Pour ce qui veulent savoir ce qui c'est passé après : durant tout son speech (environ 30min) j'ai noté dans un coin de ma tête tout les arguments présentés tout en le ponctuants de "c'est pas faux" ou de "c'est vrai que les officiers sont de vrai lache". Quand elle a (enfin) fini je lui est demandé le métier qu'elle faisait, (vous auriez vu la tronche qu'elle faisait quand je lui ai dit le miens) puis j'ai détruit tout ses arguments un par un (j'avoue y avoir pris du plaisir). La soirée c'est terminé sur un "au revoir" plutôt froid. Et non, je ne la reverrai surement plus, car si ça ne me dérange pas que l'on critique l'armée ou les soldats, je ne supporte pas les gens qui insulte de manière totalement gratuite des personnes sans les connaitre, ni eux, ni leur travail (la totalité de ses argument étaient totalement faux et basés sur des clichés)