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By Dzien dobre - 04/09/2014 20:58 - Pologne - Krak
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur -sans compte- de cette VDM que j'ai postée cette nuit, quelques minutes après le drame... (Je ne retrouvais pas le sommeil, bizarrement!) Merci d'avoir validé cette anecdote, j'ai été surprise de voir la rapidité à laquelle elle a été publiée! Du coup, je réponds ici pour ajouter des détails puisque l'histoire n'est pas si "soudaine" : Je n'étais pas chez moi, et je m'endormais quand j'ai entendu le bruit d'un gros insecte se posant très près de mon oreille... Je me suis levée rapidement pour allumer la lumière et savoir ce que c'était quand j'ai vu ce papillon sur la tête de lit, qui s'est envolé directement sur le lustre, lequel se trouvant juste au dessus du lit défait. C'est là où je suppose qu'il est tombé (ou descendu), entre le moment où j'ai éteint et le moment où je me suis recouchée -vive les interrupteurs uniques, à l'autre bout de la chambre! Du coup, je me suis rendormie sans savoir que la bête était là, tapis dans l'ombre! Et là, le drame! Je suis tout autant étonnée que vous qu'il ait réussi à entrer, mais voilà, sachez que c'est possible, et pourtant sans avoir des sous-vêtements très "amples" :p En tous cas si quelqu'un a une idée d'explication, je suis preneuse! Donc j'ai senti un mouvement assez... Original (les battements d'ailes sont tout de même assez rares à cet endroit) et quand j'ai allumé la lumière et enlevé cette fameuse culotte que je ne suis pas prête de remettre, j'ai vu la bête... Je suis légèrement traumatisée, je l'avoue! Allez, dormez bien ! ;)