By Jimmy - 03/08/2008 22:23
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La clé
By Fab - 13/08/2008 16:50
By Chat Noir - 18/08/2008 09:00
Wanker
By Guinome - 21/08/2008 18:03
By mamzelle-o0 - 25/08/2008 22:51
Envoyez la pub !
By Kiree - 08/09/2008 18:28
By exmat - 09/09/2008 14:42
By riri - 20/09/2012 21:05
Distraite
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Les bons plans du net
By bobo - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Belle_27 - 09/10/2008 12:00
Belle_27 tells us more.
By Jane - 15/10/2008 17:56
By formidable - 22/10/2008 14:27
By Monsieur Gordon - 02/11/2008 11:37
Monsieur Gordon tells us more.
Déjà, merci pour les conseils, à toutes et à tous. Merci aussi pour les remarques plus perfides, j'admets volontiers que j'ai parfois besoin d'un coup de pied au cul. :D Et si je suis du genre à prévoir beaucoup de choses, étudier les possibilités, préparer mes répliques ou mes actions, je constate que certains ont des plans encore plus tordus (quoi que...) que les miens ! D'habitude ça fonctionne (globalement), mais c'est en face d'elle que je perds tous mes moyens... Et mes mots, donc. J'ai pas trop confiance en moi à la base, mais là, impossible de la regarder si elle a les yeux sur moi, c'est à dire souvent; je devrais prendre ça comme un compliment, et lui rendre son regard, mais je fais l'inverse. Au final, je lui fais passer le message inverse de celui que je voudrais... ... Mais bon, faut que je surmonte ça. Je sais pas encore comment, mais j'ai pas envie d'aller acheter mes Pim's un jour et qu'elle ne soit plus là. J'essayerai de vous tenir au courant. :D
By jdn8692 - 02/11/2008 23:27
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Je lis d'un œil amusé les commentaires des gens me disant de m'expliquer avec ma mère pour la rassurer. Vous pensez que depuis le temps, ça ne m'était pas venu à l'esprit ? Je lui ai déjà tout expliqué, j'ai même demandé un mot de mon prof pour le lui prouver, mais rien n'y fait ... Ça a du lui faire un tel choc qu'elle a du mal a s'avouer qu'effectivement : non, je ne suis pas suicidaire ...
By vincent - 05/11/2008 02:26
Malentendu
By lokie - 07/11/2008 01:15
By Ouch - 07/11/2008 17:38
Le truc à ne pas dire
By Pooh - 18/11/2008 15:46
By nino581 - 18/11/2008 20:45
MDR devant tous ces commentaires :-) Juste pour la petite histoire, c'est arrivé quand j'avais 15 ans... Et NON, ça ne m'était jamais arrivé avant et depuis, je garde mon majeur bien sagement dans ma poche :-) PS Et euh... Effectivement, ce pauvre gosse ne me faisait pas une grimace, c'était euh... son visage "normal" (tous les autres enfants faisaient en fait +- la même tête, sauf qu'eux ne me fixaient pas, voilà pourquoi je ne l'ai pas remarqué tout de suite...). Et sachez que je n'ai absolument rien contre les enfants handicapés, donc svp, ne soyez pas offensés :-)