By anonyme - 16/03/2013 20:30 - Suisse - Monthey
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By anonyme - 16/03/2013 20:30 - Suisse - Monthey
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By zubino - 04/04/2013 14:16 - France
Pour remettre les choses dans leur contexte : ma femme et moi sommes engagés dans une procédure de divorce (pour d'autres raisons) depuis un moment et je me doutais qu'elle fréquentait quelqu'un. Par contre j'aurais jamais cru qu'il aurait l'audace de me saluer régulièrement avec force sourires comme il le fait.
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By lolita - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Lambersart
By petit caleçon - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)