Procréation
By PauvreSophie - 28/10/2008 05:14
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
By PauvreSophie - 28/10/2008 05:14
By Bacoule - 30/10/2008 11:29
By Ned - 06/11/2008 15:44
By Mounie - 07/11/2008 21:43
By Minou14 - 13/11/2008 21:07
Pour la machine à café possédée, j'y crois complètement maintenant : en fait, je voulais le prouver à mes amis car JAMAIS personne n'a de problème avec! Elle marche pour tout le monde, mais moi, soit y'a pas de café, soit y'a que de l'eau qui tombe, soit le sucre tombe pas, soit y'a plus de gobelet, soit y'a pas de touillette, bref toujours un problème! Et ce jour-là, vraiment la méga-poisse, le coup du gobelet à l'envers j'avais jamais eu, mais en plus quand le café est tombé du coup ça a éclaboussé, et hop, aspergée et cramée! De toute façon c'est décidé, je m'en approche plus!!
By Lauraa . - 15/11/2008 21:42
By Caralhostafoda - 17/11/2008 09:20
Pour répondre aux questions, #30 a tout résumé. Il s'agit bien de l'objet, la cafetière qui fait du café. La cafetière et la lunette arrière sont morts tous les deux. #27 j'ai bien gagné le voyage chez carglass car comme le dit #29! Et j'ai porté plainte contre cafetière X! #35 les proprios de la défunte cafetière n'ont pour l'instant rien dépensé car je suis assuré bris de glace. Mon assurance paye mais j'ai dû payer la franchise (la police traite le dossier pour qu'ils me la remboursent) mais je doûte que mon assurance ne leur réclame pas le remboursement du reste qui s'élève à 330€.
By Pooh - 18/11/2008 15:46
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By Filledu75 - 30/11/2008 17:04
By sby - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Titecasper - 04/12/2008 20:40
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By Lili22 - 07/12/2008 01:00
By Guili - 10/12/2008 22:23
#9, évidemment, ce n'est pas moi la copine du père ! :) La mère a répondu "Ah ! c'est marrant !" avec une voix pincée et un rictus douloureux, qui montraient bien qu'elle trouvait ça pas drôle du tout... Elle m'a embauchée quand même, et mon martyr de Sainte Blandine super nanny a commencé aujourd'hui. J'aurai sûrement d'autres VDM à poster, parce que les gosses m'en ont fait de belles... #14, Leilande, tu habites dans quelle région, pour que le prénom Blandine soit courant ?