By miaou - 24/11/2013 21:52 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Eh, mais, c'est ma VDM ça ! Mais noooon j'y crois pas ^^ Pas grand chose à raconter ensuite, Dobby n'est pas venu (le réseau de Transplanage devait sûrement être saturé, je ne sais pas..), du coup je retourne bien à Poudlard en Septembre... Pff la loose ;) Blague à part, il n'y avait rien de méchant de la part de mes parents de m'évincer ainsi, j'ai 19 ans et je suis pas du tout partie pour bosser dans la même branche que mon père, le dîner aurait sûrement été trèèèès long pour moi, mais la façon de faire m'a un peu surprise. "Ils ne savent pas que tu es là, ne descend pas dire bonjour". Euh, mais si vous avez honte de moi les gars, dites-le moi surtout ? Et en ce qui concerne les références à Harry Potter, ça aussi est un sujet litigeux à la maison, j'en fait depuis que je suis haute comme ça, mes parents n'en peuvent plus... Pauvres Moldus, ils n'y comprennent décidément rien ! ^^