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By inconnu - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 15/06/2014 12:01 - France
By Anonyme - 17/06/2014 16:48 - France - Marignier
By funnyfun - 17/06/2014 17:52 - France
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By dada - 19/06/2014 22:30 - France - Montpellier
By aiemonego - 22/06/2014 12:36 - France - Ussel
By Anonyme - 23/06/2014 00:49 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vaulx-en-velin
By Turlork - 18/08/2013 23:37 - France
By pourquoimoi - 19/08/2013 21:10 - France - Ille
By Anonyme - 20/08/2013 16:23 - France - Algans
By villagoal - 21/08/2013 02:49 - France - Paris
By menestrel16 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 22/08/2013 10:23 - France - Saint-maur-des-foss
By Camou - 22/08/2013 18:01 - Mexique - Puebla
By Jeanvidtuer - 23/08/2013 10:00 - France - Saint-marcellin
By akunatata - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montaud
By lily27b83 - 24/08/2013 08:31 - France
By FM84 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Villeurbanne
Publié ! Yeah! Je suis l'auteur, et, je l'avoue, je ne suis pas l'élève qui a eu ce réflexe : je suis le prof qui a sorti ce mot... et un élève a effectivement réagi en disant "Ah bon ?" et en scrutant les murs. Sa classe était morte de rire, et deux secondes après il a ri avec nous. C'était il y a quelques années déjà : une classe de notre lycée, qui est plutôt "ouvert" avec des grandes pelouses et des arbres, était en voyage pour la journée à Paris. Pour manger, côté pratique, notre intendance nous avait réservé des repas au lycée Condorcet qui était proche de nos lieux de visite. Et le look de Condorcet - que j'ai bien aimé - tranche énormément avec celui de notre bahut. Les élèves ont été très impressionnés par la hauteur des murs, le gris de la cour pavée, l'absence d'arbres... l'un d'eux a lancé qu'il devait être difficile de sortir pour sécher les cours quand on est élève ici, et j'ai ajouté : "oui, ils ont posté des snipers pour les élèves qui se sauvent". Vous connaissez la suite. Je ne m'y attendais pas et on en a bien ri après coup. Et en repartant, les élèves m'ont juré que jamais plus ils ne diraient du mal de notre lycée, tant il leur a paru agréable, verdoyant et vaste à côté du lycée parisien.