By Anonyme - 28/03/2012 20:27 - France - Paris
leasconosciuti
Followed
Followers
Badges
Comments
Visits
Favorites
About Leasconosciuti
Leasconosciuti - Followers
Leasconosciuti - Followed
Leasconosciuti's page visits
Hugged!
Leasconosciuti's FML badges
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I've got nothing better to do in class
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Leasconosciuti's favorite FMLs
Stagiaire fatigué
By mookie - 01/06/2012 13:48
By Sam - 04/07/2012 00:27 - Canada - Montreal
By CassandraM - 24/07/2012 17:13 - France - Reims
CassandraM tells us more.
By Roh - 15/08/2012 23:23 - France - Choisy-le-roi
Roh tells us more.
Bonjour; Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et viens répondre à différents commentaires et questions que j'ai vus : - je suis né avant la réalisation du film, mes parents n'ont donc pas voulu faire de mauvaises blague en me donnant ce prénom, qui soit dit en passant, sont maghrébines lorsqu'il s'écrit Rayan(e) :) J'aime bien ce prénom, je ne m'en plains pas :) - C'était un entretien pour un poste d'ingénieur, datant s'il y a environ une semaine. Autant vous dire qu'il a été très court, et relativement tendu. Malheureusement, la réponse est tombée aujourd'hui, et elle est catégoriquement non. - La bonne nouvelle, c'est que j'ai passé un autre entretien, et en entrant, j'ai d'emblée annoncé à l'employeur que je ne souffrirai pas de blague sur mon prénom, puis en lui expliquant ce qui était arrivé. Ce monsieur a souri, m'a tendu sa main et m'a dit " Je m'appelle Jean. Jean-bon blanc, Jean sait sait rien, Jean est marre, tout ça je connais " le feeling est très bien passé, et j'ai décroché le poste : P Je ne peux donc que remercier le patron de la VDM, qui m'a en quelque sorte permis de réussir l'entretien suivant ;)
By Headach - 18/08/2012 18:42 - France - Belfort
By anonyme - 02/09/2012 23:42 - France
By Anonyme - 06/09/2012 22:00 - France - La Courneuve
By Vincent - 13/09/2012 17:12 - France - Drancy
By Patiente - 17/09/2012 16:31 - France
Chacun son tour
By julie - 18/09/2012 09:40 - France - Marseille
By Chuck_le_stupide - 19/09/2012 21:20 - France - Marseille
Chuck_le_stupide tells us more.
Le pire c'est que j'ai explosé de rire tout seul dans mon salon après, le fixe à la main, comme un con x)
By Anonyme - 09/10/2012 05:17 - France - Lisieux
By Aspirine - 15/10/2012 06:52 - France - Brunoy
Badge
By Mandarine2559 - 26/10/2012 13:42 - France - Beaune
Venez nombreux
By Azura980 - 12/11/2012 15:08 - France - Meximieux
By Anonyme - 30/11/2012 06:48 - France - Reyssouze
Doux Jésus
By Second_degre - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Carouge
By Family - 12/12/2012 17:38 - France - Faulquemont
By Little_Karo - 02/01/2013 13:29 - France - Erbalunga
J'ai dit oui ! En effet, il savait que j'aimais pas vraiment les dîners aux chandelles mais il m'a avoué avoir trouvé cette technique sur Internet. Elle restait vraiment mignonne alors c'était vraiment pas très grave ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires ! :3 PS : puis j'aurais pu me blesser en faisant le triple salto.