Vieux motard que jamais
By tomato96 - 17/05/2013 15:40 - Suisse
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By tomato96 - 17/05/2013 15:40 - Suisse
By paul - 17/05/2013 17:14 - France
By Ness - 17/05/2013 23:06 - France - Paris
By popov - 18/05/2013 02:56 - Nouvelle-Zélande - Porirua
By cacadesbois - 18/05/2013 06:24 - France - Wasquehal
By Freedicule - 19/05/2013 23:55 - France - Digosville
By Anonyme - 20/05/2013 16:27 - France - Les Herbiers
By startrek - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Tours
By kurugal - 21/05/2013 13:12 - France - Paris
By lrav - 21/05/2013 23:51 - France - Nancy
By ShameOnMe - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - États-Unis - Frisco
By Anonyme - 22/05/2013 16:04 - France - Paris
By Lustucru - 22/05/2013 17:40 - France - V
By Antoine - 22/05/2013 18:42 - France
By Charlene67 - 22/05/2013 21:08
By MamaAuthority - 23/05/2013 08:08 - France
By Anonyme - 23/05/2013 14:27 - Belgique - Brussels
By GrosseSurprise - 23/05/2013 17:23 - France - Lucciana
Bonjour à tous ! Merci pour vos petits commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire, en particulier le club de la blague pourrie. Certaines de ces blagues méritent la palme. J'y serais bien allé de ma prose, mais je ne me sens pas aussi talentueux. Alors, pour vous donner quelques explications, il s'agit d'une société de vente par correspondance, plutôt bien réputée en Europe. Suite à une publicité donnée à la Foire de Paris, j'ai décidé d'y créer un compte. Vous connaissez la suite. Quant à l'enveloppe de la lettre, il y a la civilité "Mr" suivi de mon nom, mais absence complète du prénom. Je suis en train de réfléchir à la rédaction d'une réponse humoristique et ironique, si vous aviez quelques idées, je suis preneur. Encore merci pour votre soutien dans la parution de ma VDM, je ne suis pas près d'oublier ce gag et cette parution. Bonne journée, Kurugal