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By Dimitri411 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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By Dimitri411 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By Juninho - 11/08/2015 16:41 - France - Pessac
By Titooo - 12/08/2015 13:51 - Tunisie - Tunis
By Anonyme - 12/08/2015 14:24 - Hong Kong - Central District
By Dood - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Luxembourg - Roeser
By Ouuups - 13/08/2015 17:27 - France - Langueux
By manip2 - 14/08/2015 01:58 - France - Wattrelos
By Mclesson - 15/08/2015 03:40
By Kolpall - 15/08/2015 16:22 - Tunisie
By swag - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - États-Unis - Richmond
By Anonyme - 19/08/2015 12:03 - France - Lille
By GrosseEtMoche - 21/08/2015 09:34 - France - Chorges
By cassht - 21/08/2015 15:29 - France - Saint-pierre-de-varengeville
By likelola - 22/08/2015 22:11 - France - Labarthe-sur-l?ze
hello c'est moi l'auteur et j'ai été très surprise de voir ma vdm ! Alors pour ce qui pense que c'etais une prothèse de soutient gorge ,je ne suis pas de cet avis pour remettre dans le contexte le plage ce trouver en Espagne et quand le vent est fort il y a beaucoup de courant et de vagues . A mon avis elle doit être un déchet médical d'une clinique ou quelque chose dans le genre ! comme quoi on peut trouver vraiment des choses vraiment bizarres . Merci encore d'avoir voté pour ma vdm :)
By merki'-_- - 24/08/2015 14:19 - Belgique - Brussels
By jeanmidu13 - 25/08/2015 22:21 - Espagne - Lleida
By croack ! - 28/08/2015 16:25 - France - Nice
By Anonyme - 31/08/2015 07:33 - France - Le Mans
By Anonyme - 01/09/2015 06:24 - France
By DécouverteDuRasoir - 02/09/2015 16:35 - France - Bliesbruck
Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm et à mon plus grand plaisir elle a été publiée. J'aimerai apporter quelques précisions, tout d'abord je m'excuse pour ma bêtise, ce n'était pas un chameau mais bien un dromadaire appartenant à mes grands parents. C'était la nuit, nous venions d'arriver. Il faisait très chaud dans le salon et mon grand père ronflait vraiment vraiment très fort alors j'ai pris mon matelas et j'ai décidé d'aller m'installer dans le jardin dehors sous l'olivier; sous lequel était attaché leur dromadaire. Ce n'est que le lendemain que mes grands parents m'apprirent qu'ils avaient acheté un dromadaire pour pouvoir gagner de l'argent en faisant des balades aux touristes et qu'ils le gardaient attachés sous l'olivier. Voilà donc mon histoire un peu mieux développée, je me sentais obligé d'écrire un petit commentaire face au quelques personnes qui me paraissaient sceptiques.