By sandie - 31/08/2012 08:12 - France - Paris
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Finchon tells us more.
C'était le soir, lumière éteinte, bac densément planté et tout le monde (les gros) avait été nourri copieusement avant. C'est le matin au réveil (pour moi) et lors du recensement qu'il manquait une bonne moitié de la nouvelle promotion des nouveaux "poipois". Aucune idée du ou des coupables, je soupçonne les loches (pour les experts) mais je n'en ai pas la preuve. De toute façon, lorsque j'ai des bébés Guppy, la femelle qui accouche est entourée de ses autres amies qui consomment alors de l'extra frais. C'est la loi de la nature...
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By humhum - 13/07/2008 19:01
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! J'ai voulu poster sous mon pseudo mais mon appli mobile n'a pas voulu :) Merci de m'avoir publiée ! Je vous avoue que ce n'étais vraiment pas agréable, comme ça a été dit dans les commentaires ça ressemble un peu au troll dans Harry Potter >< Heureusement j'ai pu aller dans le bâtiment des soigneurs pour me nettoyer =D Et pour info, je suis une fille !