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By jaynniii - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
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By jaynniii - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
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By elyriah - 12/05/2015 20:41 - France - Hom?court
Salut, salut, je suis l'auteure (je ne sais pas pourquoi il n'y a pas mon pseudo j'avais pourtant tout bien rempli mais étant très blonde c'est peut-être normal), je vais sortir le champagne et fêter ça en tête à tête avec mon ordinateur et mon téléphone ^^ Alors pour répondre à #5 c'est un Galaxy s4 et pour le monsieur du #21 je cherchais un cadeau pour ma maman mais j'aurais tout aussi bien pu chercher un emploi ou un homme (bon l'avenir je ne suis pas encore assez désespérée pour le chercher mais ça viendras peut-être). Et c'était bien par sms, pas une recherche google. Je suis contente de ne pas être la seule ça remonte le moral. Et il ne faut pas trop tenir compte de ce que proposent les téléphones quand je vois qu'en écrivant "pas ta" il me propose "pouf" (ben oui patapouf, mon téléphone doit être un comique refoulé).
By Anonyme - 16/05/2015 21:18 - France - Savigny-le-temple
By gsauterleprimaire - 20/05/2015 11:23 - France - Marcq-en-baroeul
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ;) Tout d'abord merci d'avoir publié ma mésaventure :3 Alors je vous explique je ne suis pas caissier ( oui je suis un garçon ^^ ), je travaille dans une enseigne totalement différente et depuis peu nous avons mis en place une carte de fidélité que nous devons proposer à chaque client ( oui oui c'est le principe :3 ). Alors, j'avais déjà des tics de langage du à ce métier passionnant ( qui a dit que c'était ironique ?!? ), mais avec ça c'est comment dire ... Plus intense encore ! Donc comme certains l'ont dit j'ai eu la chance de tomber sur une dame charmante et avec un grand sens de l'humour. Après un gros blanc ( je me suis senti très seul ), elle a éclaté de rire et moi aussi évidemment ! Le pire dans tout ça c'est qu'elle m'a vraiment répondu pour me dire qu'elle ne l'avait pas ( moi non plus d'ailleurs ) ! Enfin vos commentaires m'ont fait quand même rire et rassurez vous toutes les caissières et autres travail de bas étage ( que j'exerce moi même ;) ) comme certains le diraient n'ont pas forcément tous mal travaillé à l'école ?