By MissMoochies - 08/05/2013 15:18 - Belgique - Deurne
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Assez solitaire j'aime la musique, la Nature et les questions existentielles ?
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Kocqum78's favorite FMLs
By Charly - 08/05/2013 20:56 - France
Inbetweener
By loveur - 12/05/2013 23:23 - France
Bravo !
By gamine - 13/05/2013 10:31 - France
Comme par hasard
By Loo - 14/05/2013 20:45 - France - Paris
By drumy - 16/05/2013 17:36 - France - Saint-herblain
drumy tells us more.
Très classe
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montereau
By Clo - 13/06/2013 20:00 - France - Champs-sur-marne
By bacàglaçon - 19/06/2013 10:52 - France - Annecy-le-vieux
Vas-y Bertrand !
By Anonyme - 25/07/2013 13:04 - Martinique - Fort-de-france
Conceptuel
By Flikflak - 26/07/2013 08:47 - France - Grenoble
La bourde
By Julie - 29/07/2013 00:35 - France
By vdmboy - 29/07/2013 02:11 - France - Touvois
By Anonyme - 29/07/2013 16:04 - France - Vallauris
Coulée
By u_n_i - 30/07/2013 09:42 - Belgique - Brussels
Tut tut !
By Eaudodouce - 30/07/2013 14:35 - Guyane française
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By douchepasclaire - 31/07/2013 19:01 - France - Toulouse
bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Tout d'abord, je remercie l'équipe qui l'a validé. Je tiens a donner quelques réponses a vos questions. En premier, ma fille n'est pas blonde, elle a tout simplement, comme certaines personnes l'ont dit, 8ans. Alors non elle n'a pas encore de téléphone portable. C'est en rentrant de l'école, qui je précise, est a coté de chez nous, quand elle a voulu pendre son gouter avec du pain, qu'elle a essayé de me joindre sur mon portable. Mais celui-ci étant déchargé, elle a décidé d'appeler le 17. Et oui, ca a bien fait rire les collègues. Mais bon, apparement, je ne suis pas le premier auquel cela arrive ! Sur ce, je vous souhaite a tous une bonne journée ! :)