PingouinBzh

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  • Kervignac, France
  • 25 years-old
  • Monday 06 August 2001
  • Single

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

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Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

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Beginner

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Going for gold

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I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Happy month-versary

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50 favorites

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

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Picture this FML

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I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Pingouinbzh's favorite FMLs

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girafelo 0

Hello ! Merci pour vos coms ! Pour répondre un peu à vos interrogations, il s'agissait en effet d'un vieux TER comme il en existe encore en province (pour les parisiens qui ne sortent jamais de la capitale ! lol). C'était à la tombée de la nuit donc je ne voyais pas bien dehors et ma copine m'avait précisé de ne pas traîner car l'arrêt était très court. J'avais tellement peur de râter la gare vu comment j'étais chargée avec mes sacs que je n'ai pas hésité une seconde ! Pour info, je n'avais pas lu l'autre VDM qui traitait du même sujet (mais pas à la montagne). Désolée pour ceux qui l'ont trouvée redondante... mais cela se produit souvent sur le site. Comme quoi ! Ca peut arriver à tout le monde ! Bonne continuation à tous ! ;-)

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Newtecnology 11

C'est moi qui ai posté la VDM! ^^ J'avais envie de rire quand ma cliente m'a dit ça parce que je pensais qu'elle plaisantait! Mais quand j'ai vu que c'était sérieux, je lui ai expliqué avec tact que les fax ne partaient pas dans les fils! J'ai halluciné! C'est terrible tout ce qu'on voit dans le métier! J'ai compris après sa plainte pourquoi elle avait photocopié tous ses documents...

azol tells us more.

azol 0

Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).

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Lor.Do 0

J'ai lu avec réel plaisir tous vos commentaires. Alors je vais essayer de répondre à tout le monde en même temps. Non je ne suis pas un goujat d'avoir demandé ce qu'elle voulait le jour de son anniversaire, car je lui avait tout de même acheté un petit voyage dans le sud de la france pour une semaine, je ne m'attendais donc pas à cette reponse. Mais ma copine n'est pas une insatisfaite perpetuelle, elle n'est jamais de mauvaise humeur, elle possède juste un sens de l'humour qui peut en choque plus d'un. Moi ce genre de réplique me fait énormément rire, et je dois dire que je lui ai vraiment tendu la perche (aucune connotation sexuelle svp^^) Oui je suis toujours avec elle. Pour ce qui est de son père, il va plutot bien, il s'est bien éttoufé de rire, mais il en veux plus à la mère qu'à ma copine ou moi, oui les pates étaient vraiment trop trop grosses :p Au plaisir. P.S: Pour les sceptique, oui cela s'est réellement déroulé. Cessez donc de vouloir dénicher la vraie ou fausse VDM.