By ROCKSTAR - 17/01/2008 18:30 - France
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Bonjour à tous et à toutes ! Je suis l'auteure de la vie de merde :) Quel honneur ! Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée ! Alors pour les précisions : ma belle-sœur a 16 ans ! Oui, bon, c'est jeune, mais bon faut avouer que là la remarque était un peu poussée tout de même ! Et l'âge n'excuse pas tout ! ;) D'ailleurs, elle ne s'est même pas rattrapé après. Pour elle c'était "juste pas normal de mettre sa piscine comme ça quoi!". Bref, on s'est tous bien marré et on a vraiment eu du mal à s'en remettre ! Bonne journée et bon week-end à tous.
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#72 Ben oui, le lendemain je devais me lever à 6h du matin. C'est cool j'ai eu deux très longues heures devant moi pour prendre ma douche... Je me suis sentie un peu minable quand même de hurler comme ça... Ravie de voir que je ne suis pas la seule à avoir frôlé l'arrêt cardiaque :p