About Jessicajess09
Je ne suis pas là pour me faire draguer mais pour rire et me détendre Et répond volontiers aux messages (sauf dragueurs)
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • The thumb strikes back

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    21%
  • Tommy Wiseau

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    17%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    25%
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    92%
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    52%
  • The return of the thumb

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    11%
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    3%
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    1%
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    0%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    5%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    97%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

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Jessicajess09's favorite FMLs
By - / Sunday 6 January 2019 07:30 / France
By lara - / Thursday 13 December 2018 11:30 /

Aujourd'hui je dois passer une échographie. Qui dit échographie dit boire 1L d'eau au moins 45 Minutes avant le RDV. Je me suis étouffée avec ma dernière gorgée d'eau, j'ai du courir aux WC pour pas me faire dessus. Résultat? J'ai 15 Minutes pour reboire 1L avant mon RDV... VDM

By jessicajess09 / Thursday 30 March 2017 15:04 /
By Anonyme / Monday 5 November 2018 23:55 /

JUL épisode 22

By VDM - / Monday 30 October 2017 14:00 / France - Paris