Alien
By alien - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Marseille
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By alien - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Marseille
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Hello, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je tiens à préciser que nous avons bien rigoler, et je ne m'attendais pas du tout à ce qu'on crie au racisme dans les commentaires. Je suis d'origine algérienne, et wyra n'est qu'un pseudo (dédicace à #65, d'ailleurs j'ai trouvé ton commentaire étrange...) En réalité, ma mère se nomme Zebida, mais en arabe les voyelles ne sont pas inscrites (enfin, à ce qu'on m'a dit ^^) Donc voilà Zebida/Zoubida à elle aussi bien ri ! Veuillez ne pas vous étriper s'il vous plaît merci ! (en fait, #65 j'ai trouvé ton commentaire carrément insultant...) Bref.