By Chamelle - 08/04/2014 18:19 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette vdm,mais à l'époque je n'avais pas de compte (ouiiiiiiin je n'aurai jamais l'anneau unique). Je suis retombée dessus par hasard et je viens apporter quelques précisions. Donc la fille c'était moi mais j'ai préféré raconter l'anecdote du point de vue du mec ça me semblait plus drôle. Cette histoire remonte à très longtemps et effectivement je suis arachnophobe à un niveau qui frôle le ridicule, et je n'ai pas pu supporter la vue de cette araignée sur le torse de ce pauvre garçon. Bon je ne me suis pas enfuie bien loin, je suis partie dans la salle de bains et en suis ressortie une fois qu'il m'a affirmé avoir remis un T-shirt :) Ceci dit l'histoire a tourné court assez rapidement car je n'ai vraiment pas été capable de surmonter ma répulsion de cette bestiole (même tatouée) et faire l'amour en T-shirt hum bon voilà quoi ... Merci de m'avoir validée et de m'avoir lue !
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C'est toujours ça
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Petit démon
By freddy - 26/04/2014 10:26 - France - Barentin
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, qui est en fait arrivée à mes cousins (mais comme on le sait le discours à la première personne crée plus d'empathie). Merci à tous pour vos commentaire, ils sont géniaux :') Pour les précisions, ils ont été informés du cambriolage par nos grands-parents alors que ces derniers se rendaient chez eux pour s'occuper du jardin et du courrier. Ils ont donc décidé de rentrer, pour sécuriser la maison et pour pouvoir déclarer le vol. Ils ont roulé toute la journée et le soir, avec la fatigue ils ont préféré passer la nuit sur une aire d'autoroute, dans leur camping-car, ce qui n'est pas, je vous l'accorde, l'endroit le plus sécurisé qui soit. Ils ont entendu des bruits, mais le temps qu'ils se réveillent, il était trop tard. Porte-monnaie et appareils photos avaient disparus. Être sans le sou sur les autoroutes françaises, c'est plutôt embêtant, c'est pourquoi un noble chevalier qui a eu pitié de leur situation leur a offert 100 euros afin qu'ils puissent terminer leur voyage. La définition même des Vacances De Merde!