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By desperategirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Réunion
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By desperategirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Réunion
By Nono - 16/01/2012 19:59 - France
By babar - 17/02/2012 01:11 - Reserved
By superhotesse - 08/03/2012 09:57 - France
By bigsister75 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
By Anonyme - 22/04/2012 09:33 - France - Dreux
By Lemaltais - 28/05/2012 05:16
By CestPasMoiCestLUI - 29/05/2012 21:59 - France
By vic - 02/06/2012 19:14 - France - Marcelcave
By jujulovepatate - 23/06/2012 15:31 - France - Pibrac
By endofworld - 24/09/2012 20:26 - France - B
By Anonyme - 17/02/2013 16:52 - France - Herblay
By sauve dino. - 05/03/2013 12:41 - France
By dianadele - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Morez
By nomade319 - 16/05/2013 14:57 - Canada - Winnipeg
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Julian - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
By Joncavidulienne - 20/06/2013 09:31 - France - Chatou
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et merci aux créateurs du site de l'avoir publiée. Alors pour tous ceux qui veulent savoir, je fais taille 42, 1m81 pour 70kg ! Donc effectivement, je suis loin de ressembler à Marilyn Monroe ^^ Ensuite, le "Avec la grâce en moins et la graisse en plus.", c'était aussi pour la formulation ! Je suis loin de ressembler à une brindille, et oui, j'ai de la cellulite, comme la majorité des femmes. Donc ça ne me plait pas plus que ça de la montrer à tous les passants. A tous les rageux qui me disent de faire régime ou du sport, ou de m'habiller avec plus de couches, blablabla ... j'ai un rythme de vie qui ne me permet pas de le faire. Je fais ce que je peux niveau nourriture, et pour le sport, le jour je travaille et la nuit, je dors, donc je n'ai pas vraiment le temps. Pour tous les autres, merci pour vos commentaires, vous m'avez fait sourire :-) Oui, je m'accepte (plus ou moins ^^) avec mes kilos mal placés, et Chéri les aime aussi, donc tout va bien !!! Bisous à tous !
By Playonword - 21/06/2013 01:24 - Australie - Claremont
By Ago22 - 13/07/2013 12:06 - Belgique - Ans
Bonjour a tous! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je remercie l'équipe VDM de l'avoir publié et merci a ceux qui ont commenté. Effectivement ,cette histoire m'est arrivée il y a une année et demi de cela à l'aéroport Pearson à Toronto. Je répondrais a ceux qui auront des questions a me poser. Merci et bonne journée a tous!