Romantique
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Rouen
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Rouen
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By juloki972 - 20/11/2013 06:53 - Royaume-Uni - London
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Merci pour vos commentaires :) le format de la vdm, ne permets pas d'être très précis. Voilà donc la fin de l'histoire (pour ceux que ça intéresse). Son avion décollait tôt, 6h20 et tout allait bien en partant de chez moi. Quelque chose s'est bloqué dans la poignée et après quelques tentatives infructueuses de réparation, il était trop tard pour appeler une autre voiture. On est parti quand même... Le client me voyant galérer à retenir la portière dans le petites routes sinueuses s'est gentillement proposé de me passer les vitesses. On était en rase campagne pour rejoindre un vol privé sur un aérodrome et je bosse pour une compagnie qui fournit essentiellement ses services aux entreprises. Donc tout était payé d'avance. L'histoire s'est passée il y'a quelques semaines, et j'ai eu de nouveau une course chez lui. On a sympathisé, et je lui ai offert un A/R taxi pour lui et sa famille lors de leur prochain départ. Depuis j'ai réparé ma porte :)
By Anonyme - 20/11/2013 18:39 - France - Lognes
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By jah83 - 22/11/2013 10:23 - France - Seillons
By Marieglv - 22/11/2013 20:43 - France - V
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et je viens de me créer un compte exprès pour répondre à vos commentaires :) Alors non je ne regarde pas n'importe quoi, j'étais aussi avec mes parents, et on ne faisais que regarder pop rédemption, le nouveau film avec julien doré, bourré d'humour sur un groupe de black métal qui reviens plus ou moins sur le devant de la scène. Je voulais rajouter à la suite de ma VDM : "apparemment le reste, il sait." mais cela prenais trop de place. Evidemment je ne pense pas que ce soit le cas! Mais la situation etait drôle. Je pense qu'il s'est focalisé sur la première partie de la phrase et voilà :)
By elie34 - 23/11/2013 01:29 - France - Montpellier
En fait je n'avais pas bu des masses mais j'étais à un anniversaire et j'avais fait un pari débile... que j'ai perdu. Nous étions dans un resto et allez imaginer des jeunes riants beaucoup avec des costumes faits maison.... Le pire, je crois que ça a été au bowling où nous avions des noms du genre Julia Roberts, le coin, l''opossum, l'Oreal et spatule... avec autant de momde qu'on puisse trouver un samedi soir. Moi je vous le dis, quand on nous a appelé au micro pour aller jouer, ça a été folklo!! :)