Panique à bord
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Oui j'ai le sommeil bien lourd. Et il sait ouvrir la porte... Je vais mettre un leurre dans mon lit pour qu'il me foute la paix XD
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By Law - 13/02/2012 01:48
Là, c'était juste le pompon... venant de la part d'une personne qui n'a fait que râler et agacer tous mes collègues présents ce jour là, je n'ai pas été la seule à la remettre à sa place. De plus, comparer le tout au Moyen Âge était risible puisque la passagère avait fièrement et pompeusement annoncé qu'elle sortait d'un stage doctorant... en nous incendiant bien au passage que nous n'avions pas à la traiter de la sorte, comme si elle se prenait pour un chef d'Etat. Non, nous ne sommes pas là pour "faire chier le monde", comme nous l'entendons souvent. Mais pour prévenir plutôt que guérir. Notre métier n'est pas facile, car nous en prenons plein la figure pour pas un rond. Et, en effet, je suis d'accord avec un commentaire laissé par un collègue, les mesures ne nous plaisent pas forcément, certaines nous font rire tellement elles sont ridicules, mais nous n'avons pas le choix, la sécurité des gens est en jeu. Alors, en effet, il nous arrive de remettre des passagers à leur place, tant ils se croient au dessus du lot et des lois, nous insultent, nous envoient des objets à la figure, et certains de mes collègues se sont fait frapper. Dans notre boulot, une occasion pareille de rabaisser le caquet d'un passager se croyant suprêmement intelligent et nous méprisant ne se laisse donc pas passer. Essayez d'être sympa quand vous voyagez, nous le serons aussi avec vous !