By Zen_isma - 15/11/2013 07:06 - France - Remouill
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Bon, maintenant que tu te lance dans ma description, faut que je trouve des choses a dire... Je suis un garçons, j'ai 16 ans, je regarde des séries (j'ai besoin de conseils d'ailleurs, si tu connais une bonne série je suis preneur) j'écoute toutes sortes de musique ("On & on" Cartoon, un peu de pub ca fait pas de mal? ) du rap américain à Simon & Garfunkel ? Hello darkness my old friend ? en passant par Muse et Avicii...
T'es coriace hein ! ✌Qu'est ce que je peux rajouter ? J'ai beaucoup d'humour, j'aime beaucoup la physique, voir même l'astrophysique, j'en ferai bien mon métier mais ca sera pas possible pour des raisons dont tu t'en fou ! ?
Voilààà ! T'auras tout lu??
Si tu veux en savoir un peu plus viens en MP, ou sinon laches un miaou, je les rend que si tu le mérites,?
Ha et je fais une dédicace pour le 100eme miaou ! Aller salut ! ?
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, de 1 ) le garagiste ne m'a pas fait payé 1 cts ! de 2 ) Ca fait peu de temps que j'ai cette voiture, avant je conduisais une voiture de 14 ans. et de 3 ) je n'ai pas de RER dans ma ville, il n'y a pas que Paris (ou autres grandes villes hyper desservies par les transports en commun) en France, je sais pas si t'es au courant. Pour finir, le manuel, j'y ai pas pensé mais finalement, j'ai plus vite fait d'aller au garage qui était sur ma route. Bref, oui j'avais la tête dans le c** et j'assume ;) Au moins, j'ai fait rire le garagiste et c'est une bonne anecdote à raconter aux collègues à la pause café !! VDM à ceux qui ne savent pas rire !
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Coucou !! je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Hé oui les joies du commerce et tout ce qui va avec ... Enfin il est vrai que choisir une ampoule devient un peu compliqué mais là quand même ... respect . Sachez que je lui ai quand même proposé les halogènes qui éclairent trop fort à son gout . les économiques qui mettent trop de temps à s'allumer et les LED qui sont ..... trop chères --'. Noël approche . J'ai peur pour la suite ^^