By survivorrrr - 02/07/2011 06:11
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Pour info j'ai 2 VDM qui ont été acceptées (oh la belle gosse) mais je les ai envoyé de l'application, donc, ça ne s'affiche pas -,-
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By Owanry - 22/05/2012 17:11 - France - La Colle
À table !
By AlcooliqueAnonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Circussette - 21/06/2012 09:18 - France - Saint-ouen
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Coucou je suis l'auteure de la VDM, alors en fait ma mère s'est trompée c'est un Hippopotame pas un Rhinocéros, moi aussi je me disais que c'était bizarre qu'il y ait ça dans un cirque x) Mais y'a toujours des tigres et des lions donc c'est pas plus rassurant.
By Circussette - 26/07/2012 23:02 - France - Paris
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By julie - 18/09/2012 09:40 - France - Marseille
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By moahjuve - 01/10/2012 15:15 - France
Reviens ici !
By Caddiewoman - 03/10/2012 15:57 - France - Moiron
By Anonyme - 04/10/2012 16:16 - France - Paris
Soirée de merde
By GayMermaid - 08/10/2012 06:18 - France - Montpellier
Bonjour a tous c'est moi la rédactrice de la VDM! Bon d'abord je n'ai pas "abrégé ses souffrances" non pas parce que je suis sadique, mais surtout parce que je ne pensais pas qu'elle aurait pu survivre aussi longtemps... Je lui donnais une minute tout au plus. Ensuite, effectivement la plaque était trop brulante pour que je l'enlève avec un mouchoir et utiliser une spatule que j'utilise pour cuisiner est un peu dégoutant, d'autant que comme isokrol nous l'a mentionné plus haut, une coccinelle n'a pas de nerfs et donc ne souffre pas... Essayer de la secourir aurait été vain étant donné qu'elle avait déjà les ailes collées sur la plaque, donc elle serait morte de toute facon. J'ai tenté d'éloigner ma fille du spectacle mais elle était trop concernée par la coccinelle. Elle a effectivement pleuré. Voila, j'espère que cela aura éclairci vos questions. Au revoir!