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Alors moi... tu sais j'ai pas une vie passionnante... Tu peux voir que je suis jeune et que j'adore finir mes.

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8juni tells us more.

Merci pour tous vos messages de soutien et de critique je suis peut-etre trop crédule, mais c'est parce que je fais confiance aux gens autour de moi, peut-etre à tort, mais cela ramène plus de sourires et de joie que si je doutais de tout. Pour ceux qui tentent de defendre l'indéfendable, le concept d'eau en poudre est vraiment un cas sans espoir Pour ceux qui racontent leurs anecdotes de comment ils ont fait souffrir leur jeunes apprentis, voyez que quand on tombe dans le panneau, c'est vraiment une grosse VDM Bonnes vacances à tous ceux qui en ont la chance, bon courage aux autres ;) Louis

mastercard tells us more.

je mentionne juste que je suis étudiant avec de faibles moyens et donc pour moi c'est cher... non je ne vis pas au-dessus de mes moyens, mais j'ai voulu faire plaisir à ma copine (ex), car la générosité cela n'a aucun prix, lorsqu'il s'agit d'une femme qu'on aime. Aucun message d'avant garde ne m'a été donné sinon je les aurais vus... Bref certains peuvent s'acharner sur moi, etc... Pas grave, j'ai juste posté ma vie de merde.

cucurbitacephile tells us more.

Bon, pour résoudre vos interrogations spéculatives, sachez qu'en fait je m'en foutais un peu de ce que j'achetais, ma mère avait écrit "légumes" sur la liste, j'ai regardé le bac à cucurbitacés, et quand il m'a dit qu'il n'avait pas de concombres, j'ai pensé que c'étaient des courgettes alors j'ai dit "courgettes", voilà :D Oui, c'est peut-être suspect, mais voilà, de toute façon, on fait ce qu'on veut de ses articles. Et j'ai pas spécialement besoin qu'on s'attriste sur ma vie sexuelle pendant que je vais chez Shopi...