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By Polyallergie - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By Boops - 07/04/2014 20:54 - France - Portets
Alors, pour te répondre, puisque je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Pas de bol, je suis chez les verts, haha ! Que je t'explique un peu. Déjà, je suis simple conseillère municipale, donc ce n'est pas moi qui gère hein, qu'on se le dise. Ensuite, nous ne sommes plus en campagne, mais élus. Pendant la campagne nous avons dépensé 70% de la somme allouée par l'Etat à notre liste. Si nous avons imprimé 13 000 prospectus, c'est pour une raison simple : il y a 13 000 foyers dans la commune, et il est normal que chaque habitant de la commune ait dans sa boîte aux lettres après les élections un document récapitulatif sur qui est le nouveau maire, qui sont les conseillers, qui s'occupe de quoi, etc. ça permet au citoyen lambda de se renseigner et de savoir à quelle porte frapper quand il a un souci. Mais rassure toi, on imprime ça sur du papier labellisé respectueux de l'environnement et recyclable.
Hello, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je tiens à préciser que nous avons bien rigoler, et je ne m'attendais pas du tout à ce qu'on crie au racisme dans les commentaires. Je suis d'origine algérienne, et wyra n'est qu'un pseudo (dédicace à #65, d'ailleurs j'ai trouvé ton commentaire étrange...) En réalité, ma mère se nomme Zebida, mais en arabe les voyelles ne sont pas inscrites (enfin, à ce qu'on m'a dit ^^) Donc voilà Zebida/Zoubida à elle aussi bien ri ! Veuillez ne pas vous étriper s'il vous plaît merci ! (en fait, #65 j'ai trouvé ton commentaire carrément insultant...) Bref.