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By Anonyme - 03/01/2014 18:39 - France - Anglet
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By Anonyme - 03/01/2014 18:39 - France - Anglet
By poissonmort - 03/01/2014 22:25 - France - La Bernardi
By photographenherbe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By Twool - 04/01/2014 10:48 - France - Nice
By SadiqueGurl - 05/01/2014 09:34 - France - Marseille
By clou - 05/01/2014 12:12 - Belgique - Brussels
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Issoire
By latehondu69 - 13/01/2014 10:09 - France - Tassin-la-demi-lune
By Perrine.D - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Meschers
By Maxime - 14/01/2014 09:27 - France - Avignon
Le petit détail qui tue : J'ai un escalier en bois, donc le "liquide" a traversé et a goutté dans l'escalier du dessous, en tombant sur tout ce qui était posé sur les marches de la cave. Et de temps en temps on reçoit une goutte sur la tête. Bon appétit !
By Mustekala - 14/01/2014 12:59 - Finlande
By ledebutdelaforture - 14/01/2014 16:39 - France - Grenoble
By Sussi - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nanterre
By Anonyme - 15/01/2014 01:15 - Australie
By PYCK972 - 15/01/2014 03:29 - États-Unis - Brooklyn
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-cyprien
By Arloune - 15/01/2014 09:26 - France
By Anonyme - 15/01/2014 09:51 - France - Paris
By Tistou - 15/01/2014 12:31 - France - Clermont-ferrand
By petite_nature - 15/01/2014 18:25 - France
Hello tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm ! Je viens de créer un compte pour apporter plus de précisions à mon histoire. J'étais donc séparée de ce cher et distingué jeune homme depuis 6 mois et nous n'avons pas gardé contact ! En bonne dragueuse il était donc évident que je repartais à la chasse ! J'ai rencontré un garçon en soirée et nous nous sommes revus pour boire un verre dans un bar, j'ai déposé mon portable sur la table, et tout se passait bien.. Il allait même me proposer de venir chez lui jusqu'à ce que je je REÇOIVE cette photo ! Bien sur que ce n'est pas sa photo de contact je n'ai plus son numéro ! Il me l'a envoyé dans le but "de refaire jaillir la flamme et de te donner envie car tu me manques"... Seulement mon ami à vu le message et une gène générale s'est installée ! Bien sur je lui ai expliqué et tout s'est arrange nous avons même passe la nuit ensemble ;) mais sur le coup Ouais je l'aurais bien tuer ce Philippe de *** ! Allez bisous et encore merci !! :)