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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By KMan - 29/06/2012 16:39 - France
By Anonyme - 12/07/2012 06:46 - France - Paris
By . - 24/07/2012 22:37 - France - Pignans
By r5658r - 02/09/2012 18:13 - France - Rambouillet
By Lilou - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Doghoover - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Arceau
By Anonyme - 04/11/2012 01:16
By goofy - 18/11/2012 11:05 - France - Paris
By Viniloose - 20/11/2012 22:44 - France - Avranches
By Paraladox - 29/11/2012 07:38 - France - Illange
Pour compléter un peu cette VDM, il arrive effectivement que nos chats (presque tout le temps on va dire :o ) se mettent à marcher/courir/sauter sur nous en pleine nuit. A chaque fois que mon conjoint parle pendant son sommeil, c'est souvent pour réprimander les chats (a base de "mais qu'est ce qu'ils font ?!" et de "c'est pas bientôt fini ce bordel ?!"), chose étrange, il le fait toujours quand ceux ci sont calmes et/ou dorment tranquillement. Ceci dit, le coup de l'autoroute, c'était la première fois.
By plouf - 29/11/2012 10:58 - France - Jars
By dormeur - 24/12/2012 01:04 - France - Malakoff
By SuperLoriii - 28/12/2012 13:47 - France
By Matou - 02/01/2013 17:34 - France
By Shy - 21/01/2013 23:32 - France
By Maxtimer - 25/01/2013 20:32 - France - Bo
By parresse_man - 21/02/2013 22:12 - France - Paris
Bonjour à tous. Oui, c'est moi, l'auteur de la VDM ! Bien que ce soit tardif, je vais vous raconter LA suite ! Il se trouve que la fille de ma VDM est dotée d'un sens de l'humour assez... Compliqué, mais bon, elle m'aime aussi et nous sommes maintenant ensemble ! Voilà voilà !
By Sassou - 27/02/2013 16:23 - France
By sauve dino. - 05/03/2013 12:41 - France
Pour ma défense, je suis en procédure contre mon employeur et donc j'ai la tête un peu ailleurs... J'ai proposé de commander des pizzas, mais ils ont préféré se faire un resto! On remet ça mardi prochain, enfin si j'oublie pas...