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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vaulx-en-velin
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Pour répondre à quelques quelques questions : - J'ai 27 ans et la femme en question devait avoir 50-60 ans environ - Son vélo n'était pas du tout électrique, c'était une simple bicyclette bien vintage qui grinçait à chaque coup de pédale - Je fais à peu près 2H de sport par jour donc j'pense pas être trop mauvais dans le domaine. Pour ma défense j'avais quand même plus de 20km dans les jambes quand elle m'a doublé mais ça n'enlève rien à sa performance, elle m'a complètement humilié o/
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By ichigoyatta - 02/07/2014 23:27 - France - Saint-guyomard
Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de cette VDM Quelle surprise d'avoir été publiée !! Alors comme certains l'ont très bien expliqué oui il est autorisé de tourner à droite au feu rouge sauf signalisation l'interdisant. Ce n´est valable que dans certains États mais il faut tout de même marquer un arrêt. Ce qui est très pratique. On peut aussi téléphoner en conduisant et doubler par la droite. J'ai pas mal de (mauvaises) habitudes à chasser. Heureusement je ne me suis pas pris de PV ni de points en moins mais j'ai bien bien flippé ! Ils ont étaient compréhensifs mais il leur a fallut des preuves comme ma carte bancaire américaine et mon drive license pour bien prouver que je ne racontait pas des bêtises. Ah et conduire à gauche en Angleterre et passer à un feu rouge ce n'est pas vraiment comparable, à bon entendeur ;)