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By oim75 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By oim75 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By 7mois - 23/05/2012 09:59 - France - Veign
By LaMadameDuPeage - 18/06/2012 14:15 - France - Quimper
By voisinedudessous - 04/12/2012 16:41 - France - La Ricamarie
By Family - 12/12/2012 17:38 - France - Faulquemont
By Mickey - 24/01/2013 19:41 - France - Lyon
By Compughost - 28/02/2013 12:44 - France - Les Andelys
By male_aime76 - 10/03/2013 09:29 - France - Bourg-achard
By obesix - 01/05/2013 13:30 - France - Oullins
By cougouar petit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 22/08/2013 10:23 - France - Saint-maur-des-foss
By Monvoisinle... - 10/12/2013 01:36 - France - Saint-martin-de-fontenay
By clou - 05/01/2014 12:12 - Belgique - Brussels
By Anonyme - 02/06/2014 22:11 - France - Saint-barthelemy-d'anjou
By xitna - 16/06/2014 21:56 - Roumanie - Satu Mare
By fanstasmagorique - 24/06/2014 09:12 - France - Montrouge
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vaulx-en-velin
By mamagelmane - 09/07/2014 09:25 - France - Vervezelle
By Lexmark - 17/08/2014 14:26 - France - Avrill
By depiter - 18/08/2014 13:44 - Belgique - Brussels
Pour ceux qui se croient supérieurs en me disant que j'aurais mieux fait de faire des études, je suis titulaire (juste pour info) d'un Master en Commerce International, soit 5 ans d'études, et que je travaille dans un péage par choix, et non pas parce que je n'avais que cela et femme de ménage comme possibilités. J'ai donc envie de leur dire qu'ils ne sont pas plus malins que la maîtresse en question, qui s'est sentie très mal après que je lui ai gentiment expliqué que ce n'est pas dans mon c*l que les gens mettent les pièces. Et non, en effet, c'est loin d'être un sous-métier, sachant qu'en travaillant la nuit et les week-ends je suis sûrement beaucoup plus payée que ceux qui me critiquent.