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By soso - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By soso - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By willow - 30/06/2013 22:30
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et merci aux créateurs du site de l'avoir publiée. Alors pour tous ceux qui veulent savoir, je fais taille 42, 1m81 pour 70kg ! Donc effectivement, je suis loin de ressembler à Marilyn Monroe ^^ Ensuite, le "Avec la grâce en moins et la graisse en plus.", c'était aussi pour la formulation ! Je suis loin de ressembler à une brindille, et oui, j'ai de la cellulite, comme la majorité des femmes. Donc ça ne me plait pas plus que ça de la montrer à tous les passants. A tous les rageux qui me disent de faire régime ou du sport, ou de m'habiller avec plus de couches, blablabla ... j'ai un rythme de vie qui ne me permet pas de le faire. Je fais ce que je peux niveau nourriture, et pour le sport, le jour je travaille et la nuit, je dors, donc je n'ai pas vraiment le temps. Pour tous les autres, merci pour vos commentaires, vous m'avez fait sourire :-) Oui, je m'accepte (plus ou moins ^^) avec mes kilos mal placés, et Chéri les aime aussi, donc tout va bien !!! Bisous à tous !