Bonnes intentions
By bdbdbd - 06/04/2017 18:00
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Bonjour, ici, l'auteur de la VDM. Oui, j'ai un pseudo différent, mais c'est bien moi qui l'est posté. Comme on peut le changer avec la nouvelle configuration, j'ai voulu en trouver un plus approprié à cette anecdote. Alors déjà, on va clarifier : NON, je ne suis pas un spectateur ingrat, et je reste très calme quand je vais au cinéma. Mais ayant été voir un film il y a quelques jours, et m'étant retrouvé avec un gars dans la rangée juste derrière, qui n'a pas arrêté de parler pendant les 30 premières minutes (avant que je me retourne pour lui dire de bien fermer sa gueule ou je lui en collais une, parce que oui, j'ai mes limites), ça m'a rappelé cette anecdote que mon papa m'avait raconté quand il était projectionniste. C'était dans les années 80-90, et ça foutait tellement le bordel dans la salle qu'au bout de 20 minutes, il a rallumé les lumières et coupé le film. Ça a gueulé, mais il ne s'est pas démonté et leur a sorti : "je leur remettrai quand vous arrêterai votre bordel". C'est resté comme ça pendant 10-15 minutes avant qu'il remette la bobine. Et là : SILENCE COMPLET pendant tout le reste du film. J'ai juste raconté ça du point de vue du spectateur parce que je trouvais ça plus amusant ^^ Alors je vous en prie, messieurs dames, si vous voulez parler pendant un film... Restez chez vous. Parce qu'à 8-10 euros la place, ça fait quand même cher payé pour entendre des gens qui visiblement, n'en ont rien à foutre que vous soyez là pour vous détendre. ;)