Canapé automatique
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Maslives
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Maslives
By Laportedusommeil - 29/01/2013 20:20 - France - Nieppe
By Amarelle - 11/02/2013 16:40 - France
By Otherside_ - 08/03/2013 02:51 - France - Pierre-b
By jemelancedanslecomique - 12/03/2013 17:04 - France - Paris
By Philou - 28/03/2013 15:48 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Besan
By youar - 17/05/2013 14:59 - France - Antibes
By kurugal - 21/05/2013 13:12 - France - Paris
Bonjour à tous ! Merci pour vos petits commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire, en particulier le club de la blague pourrie. Certaines de ces blagues méritent la palme. J'y serais bien allé de ma prose, mais je ne me sens pas aussi talentueux. Alors, pour vous donner quelques explications, il s'agit d'une société de vente par correspondance, plutôt bien réputée en Europe. Suite à une publicité donnée à la Foire de Paris, j'ai décidé d'y créer un compte. Vous connaissez la suite. Quant à l'enveloppe de la lettre, il y a la civilité "Mr" suivi de mon nom, mais absence complète du prénom. Je suis en train de réfléchir à la rédaction d'une réponse humoristique et ironique, si vous aviez quelques idées, je suis preneur. Encore merci pour votre soutien dans la parution de ma VDM, je ne suis pas près d'oublier ce gag et cette parution. Bonne journée, Kurugal
By Kuea - 01/06/2013 18:02 - France
By sancho5984 - 02/06/2013 09:04 - France - Mouvaux
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montereau
By Yeuxglobuleux - 15/06/2013 17:39 - France - Annecy
By KRW - 03/03/2008 14:56
By Laurene - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Nate - 10/04/2008 10:48
By purusha - 22/04/2008 13:57
By TWIGA - 26/04/2008 01:08
By Boulet - 27/04/2008 21:18
By remi - 12/05/2008 19:49
Pour répondre à certaines questions et à certains doutes : oui, mon père s'est inquiété et les agents aussi. Mais avouez que, voir quelqu'un inerte et déculotté.. Le fou rire vous prend facilement ! Même moi j'en ai rigolé. Pour ce qui est du pantalon, au final, il m'allait très bien. C'est pas parce qu'on tombe dans les pommes qu'on force pour rentrer dedans (surtout si on connait sa taille). Il était baissé car j'étais en train de l'enfiler quand j'ai perdu connaissance; le temps que je m'habille il était malheureusement trop tard. Voilà, vous savez tout ! :)