(em)merdeuse

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About (em)merdeuse
Très attachée aux animaux, je suis un peu bizarre mais on s'y fait. Je peux en parler pendant des heures sans me lasser. Future vétérinaire si tout va bien, bosser ne me fait pas peur. Je suis une chieuse totalement assumée qui adore rigoler, dire n'importe quoi même si du calme ça fait du bien parfois ! Antillaise et très fière, j'adore partager et découvrir de nouvelles choses. Jusqu'à maintenant, je n'ai jamais mordu (je me contrôle) donc si l'envie vous prend n'hésitez pas à venir discuter ! Je suis relativement sociable ?
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(em)merdeuse's FML badges
  • 559_badgename

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  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • I've got nothing better to do in class

    Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    86%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Picture this FML

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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(em)merdeuse's favorite FMLs
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By cécé / Friday 1 July 2016 22:56 / France
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By Linderiel - / Sunday 26 June 2016 16:50 / France - Dourdan