By Lodjo - 05/03/2008 16:31
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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Je n'avais pas la place de préciser dans la VDM initiale, mais : J'ai fais des études longues, je n'habite pas chez mes parents puisque nous avons un appart payé par nos deux salaires. Nous avons déja invité mes parents et ils ont bien vu notre chambre avec lit double : sans faire la moindre remarque. Mes parents sont ultra croyants, j'ai 4 frères et soeurs à qui ils appliquent le même tarif. L'ainé s'est déja "rebellé" pour moi : il a été interdit de séjour chez mes parents tant qu'il viendrai avec sa copine. La maison est loin d'etre somptueuse : mon mec doit dormir par terre dans la chambre de mes freres quand nous venons ensembles. Dormir à l'hotel serai considèré comme un affront de la part de mes parents. Nous nous supportons la situation ainsi parce que : - le respect de l'éducation de mes parents me parait essentielle - nous ne sommes pas Tanguy(s) : cette regle ne s'applique que les fois où nous dormons chez mes eux Je réponds à vos questions : nous ne sommes pas "bruyants" et dans ce type de conditions nous ne ferions évidement rien ladite nuit : étant déjà ensemble tous les autres soirs en temps normal c'est tout à fait vrai ... J'ajoute que le coté "obtu et obstiné" de mes parents ne s'applique pas qu'à ce sujet. En d'autres termes : VDM pour la totalité de la relation parents-enfant. Vive la famille où les parents ont toute puissance. A bas la liberté de pensé, la confiance, la compréhension parentale... Epilogue : la VDM ainsi rapportée a été le cas pendant les 7 années décrites. 7 ans qui se sont soldés par mon autre VDM : #37330 d'une part à cause de la forte pression opérée par mes parents envers mon fiancé, qui a fini par péter un cable à cause des nombreux interdits imposés et que je défends en partie, d'autre part parce que l'herbe était plus verte ailleurs et qu'il avait rencontré une autre belle plante. MissCommeCa